Signboard Archives 2003
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
We AUL wish you
Happy Holidays!
12/19
Christmas presence:
When the family
is all together
Jim Bryson, 12/12
Mall Santas
on overtime have
overlapping duties
Linda Williams, 12/5
If you've seen one
shopping center,
you've seen a mall
Anonymous, 12/1
A perfectly
round pumpkin
makes good pi
Anonymous, 11/21
Do female deer live
in a doe-nation?
Philanthropy Week
Melanie Audette, 11/14
Do cows buy from
mail order cattleogs?
Jim Bryson, 11/7
Is a chimpanzee's
best friend his
prime mate?
Michael Blickman, 10/31
Would ridesharing
witches be called
broommates?
Linda Williams, 10/24
Is a ghost's favorite
kind of music
rhythm and boos?
Mark Mitchell, 10/17
Did Frankenstein's
bride fall in love
at first fright?
Linda Williams, 10/10
Cattle together on
the range share
brand loyalty
Michael Blickman, 10/3
A bicycle can't stand
on its own because
it is two-tired
Anonymous, 9/26
Do porcupines
communicate using
spine language?
Stephanie Maxey, 9/12
A boiled egg in
the morning is
hard to beat
Anonymous, 9/5
Electric ISO maestro
Mario Venzago is not
a semi-conductor
Tim Northcutt, 8/29
Do you have to turn
on your furnace for a
housewarming party?
Connie Wells, 8/22
Bills travel through
the mail at twice
the speed of checks!
Pam Kumming, 8/15
Acupuncture is
a jab well done
Anonymous, 8/8
Do retired principals
lose their faculties?
Anonymous, 8/1
Do archers study
arrow dynamics?
Anonymous, 7/25
Time is a great
healer but it is a
lousy beautician
Pam Kumming, 7/18
A balanced diet
is a cookie
in each hand
Connie Lund, 7/11
Is fleabiteus just a
summertime malady?
Sandy Gallardo, 7/4
Morning donut: the
only hole-in-one
most golfers ever see
Michael Blickman, 6/27
Some daze I just
can't seem to focus
Laurie Samuels, 6/20
Do bees have house
swarming parties?
Dave Jones, 6/13
Propane filling
station: Tank heaven
for little grills
Sue Glover, 6/6
Do cats visit
mewseums?
Stephanie Maxey, 5/30
Is Hyperfix staffed
with only excited
road workers?
David Todd, 5/23
I'm out of my mind,
but feel free
to leave a message
Sue Glover, 5/16
Never put all your
begs in one ask-it
Laurie Samuels, 5/9
Once over the hill,
you pick up speed
Connie Lund, 5/2
My mind not only
wanders, sometimes
it leaves completely
Pam Kumming, 4/25
By the time you can
make ends meet,
they move the ends
Connie Lund, 4/18
Do door-to-door
magazine salesmen
have back issues?
Terry Sutherland, 4/11
Studying fungus
molds young minds
Anonymous, 4/4
I phoned the zoo
but the lion
was busy
Anonymous, 3/28
When spring fever hits
even computers want
to go outside
Suzann P. Schiewer, 3/21
The angry magician
pulled his
hare out
Anonymous, 3/14
Where do they sell
sticks to beat the
winter dol-drums?
Michael Blickman, 3/7
Winter pitch-in:
Potholes a-plenty
Terri Grubb, 2/28
Is a snow bank a good
place to withdraw
cold hard cash?
Linda Williams, 2/21
This winter the
roads have been
downright insalting!
Tim Wade, 2/14
Warming trend: When
a cold develops
into a fever
Linda Williams, 2/7
Our thoughts are with
the family and friends
of Columbia's crew
Deb Kingsmith, 2/3
A white Christmas
was nice, but
enough already!
Kaye Palmer, 1/31
Any colder and
penguins will be
the new state birds
Deb Kingsmith, 1/24
Slip, sliding away?
Was Paul Simon
here in January?
Deb Kingsmith, 1/17
Patience carries
a lot of wait!
Amy K. Hoehner, 1/10
Winter showers
bring snow plowers
Terry Grubb, 1/6
Happy Blue Year!
Go Colts!
Kaye Palmer, 1/2
