Signboard Archives 1998
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
Could a podiatrist
cure a case
of mistletoe?
Linda Williams, 12/17
Holiday blahs? Try
Santa's elf help tips
Craig Spencer, 12/11
Did Henry VIII
drive a Tudor sedan?
Joe Dahlstrand, 12/4
Can't stop eating
pumpkin pie?
Try a pumpkin patch!
Linda Williams, 11/30
Thanksgiving
overeaters hate
to quit cold turkey
Linda Williams, 11/20
What do prisoners use
to call each other?
Cell phones
Connie Lund, 11/13
Microbiology lab:
Staph only!
Jim Adams, 11/6
Vet's office door:
Back in 5 minutes;
Sit! Stay!
Rick Brow, 11/2
A ghost that keeps
coming back --
BOO-merang!
Doug Packer, 10/23
Would a ghost writer
do Casper's memoirs?
Linda Williams, 10/16
Warning! Dates in
calendar are closer
than they appear!
Connie Lund, 10/9
Would a phone
apology be left at
the sound of a-tone?
Linda Williams, 10/2
Cheese that
isn't yours --
nacho cheese
Connie Lund, 9/25
Carat cake: A
diamond cutter's
favorite dessert
Kim Adams, 9/18
Job applicants who
can't cut the mustard
get a dijon letter
Bob Gildea, 9/11
You know you're old
when camping out is
a night on the couch
Suzann Schiewer, 9/4
We have enough
youth; how about a
fountain of smart?
Cindy Duran, 8/28
Why is abbreviation
such a long word?
Linda Murphy, 8/24
Advantage Indy,
love RCA Champs!
Nina Smith, 8/14
Fire up your
balloons and race to
Indiana State Fair
Julie McFarland/Deb Kingsmith, 8/7
Hotels prefer
to hire the
inn-experienced
Linda Williams, 7/31
When wheat bread
goes stale, do
sandwiches go a-rye?
Craig Spencer, 7/17
If a parsley farmer
is sued, can they
garnish his wages?
Mark Fugate, 7/10
Sleeping on watch:
Crime of the sentry
Gayla Sterrett, 6/29
Ranch dressing:
big hat, denim
and boots
Rick Brow, 6/19
Our phone
are changing!
Bye 263; 285 = AUL
Deb Kingsmith, 6/15
Energizer bunny
arrested, charged
with battery
Cindy Lee Duran, 6/5
We're Pacer Proud!
Thanks for
a great season!
Deb Kingsmith, 6/1
Coach of the Year
has Pacers
flying high!
Jim Freeman, 5/13
Just for kicks --
Beat the Knicks!
Jim Freeman, 5/4
Championship recipe:
Beat Cavs thoroughly;
Turn up heat on Bulls
Jim Freeman, 4/24
Go Ice!
Melt the
Solar Bears!
Deb Kingsmith, 4/17
River bank:
where a fish
stores its money
Kim Adams, 4/10
The hardest thing
to give is in
Tanya Pongracz, 4/3
A high-tech
ventriloquist can
throw his voice mail
Teresa Chestnut, 3/27
When your ship comes
in, rafts of relatives
usually follow
Linda Williams, 3/20
Over 100 billion dollars
of insurance in force
AUL, 3/13
Frogs have it easy;
they can eat
what bugs them
Karen Shreve, 3/6
Do loggers get
splitting headaches?
Linda Williams, 2/27
Birthdays -- don't
they get old
after awhile?
Kim Adams, 2/20
I don't eat snails;
I like fast food
Teresa Chestnut, 2/13
Dentist's white lie:
Truth decay
Debbie Barnhart, 2/6
Nowadays a man is
known by the
company he beeps
Jim Wooten, 1/30
Change is inevitable,
except from a
vending machine
Connie Lund, 1/23
If a No. 2 pencil
is the best,
why is it No. 2?
Sue Glover, 1/16
Do mathematcians
enjoy eating
pumpkin pi?
Steve Cox, 1/9
Words on a sign =
signage. Do words on
a taxi = cabbage?
Dan Drake, 1/5
