Signboard Archives 1997
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
Seven shopping days
before Christmas
makes one weak
Linda Williams, 12/19
Christmas cheer:
frankincense
and mirth
Herm Albright, 12/12
Christmas surprises
may be cases of
Claus and effect
Linda Williams, 12/5
Are Christmas
shoppers in
a holidaze?
Jim Wooten, 12/1
And the turkey said,
"Eat pork!"
Marie Moore, 11/21
A successful cold
remedy is nothing
to sneeze at
Linda Williams, 11/14
Does a chiropractor's
computer fix
slipped disks?
Bill Demaree, 11/7
You think a marathon
is tough? Try running
a 401(k)!
Dan Drake, 10/31
Are premiums for
vampires based on
immortality tables?
Linda Williams, 10/24
Do drivers ed
teachers train
road scholars?
Linda Williams, 10/17
AUL Tower...
Standing tall downtown
for 15 years!
Cindy Duran, 10/10
If a book about
failure doesn't sell,
is it a success?
Mark Fugate, 10/3
The inventor of Cliff
Notes: "To make a
long story short..."
Teresa Chestnut, 9/26
Do muffler repairmen
get exhausted?
Bill Demaree, 9/19
Recipe for a
good speech:
Add shortening
Tanya Pongracz, 9/12
Procrastination is
all in a day's shirk
Linda Williams, 9/5
Does a dogwood tree
have a lot of bark?
Bill Demaree, 8/28
How does the man
in the moon get a
hair cut? Eclipse it!
Teresa Chestnut, 8/22
The biggest fish are
caught by the tale
Tanya Pongracz, 8/15
The races are history,
but fun is no mystery!
RCA Champs anyone?
Jim Freeman, 8/8
For a sheep thrill
visit the
Indiana State Fair
Michelle Leavell, 8/1
Do shrimp use
shell phones?
Bill Demaree, 7/25
G'day mates and
welcome to the Planet!
Downtown is rocking!
Deb Kingsmith, 7/18
Earth to Mars:
"Roll over, Rover."
Mike Bondnar, 7/11
Did you hear the story
about the frog?
It's ribbiting!
Bill Demaree, 7/4
Read my chips:
No new upgrades!
Robin Dowden, 6/27
If money doesn't grow
on trees, why do we
have branch banking?
Peter Cazaz, 6/20
Dental x-rays:
previews of
coming extractions
Linda Williams, 6/13
There's no place
like home!
Welcome NCAA HQ!
Deb Kingsmith, 6/6
Junkyard:
final rusting
place
Tanya Pongracz, 5/30
Chiropractors
for pets:
animal crackers
Diane Brow, 5/27
AUL salutes the
50th anniversary of
the U.S. Air Force
The 500 Festival Memorial Committee, 5/16
The older I get,
The better I was
Teresa Chestnut, 5/9
Nursery owner:
Plant manager
Gayla Sterrett, 5/2
Do shy people
have hi anxiety?
Jim Wooten, 4/28
The Ice will ax
the Lumberjacks
Jim Freeman, 4/18
Tongue fu:
Verbal Warfare
Jim Wooten, 4/11
Building Safety Week:
What keeps buildings
trim? Tight girders!
Damon Adams, 4/4
Hoosier Hysteria
meets March madness!
Welcome NCAA!
Deb Kingsmith, 3/28
Is a Counterfeit
Irish Diamond
a sham rock?
Dr. James Harris, 3/14
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
Sally Farris, 3/7
Self-discipline:
spanking your
inner child
Ken Lawrence, 2/28
Recipe for sponge
cake: borrow all
the ingredients
Teresa Chestnut, 2/21
Bad Spellers
of the world:
UNTIE!
Lori Castoe, 2/14
A man walks into
a bar...
the second man ducks.
Brian Gibson, 1/31
Sliding off the road
could get you
the cold shoulder
Linda Williams, 1/17
Bitter cold:
Temperatures in
the tingle digits
Stacey Gray, 1/10
Partly Cloudy
forecast:
half-a-nice day
Stacey Gray, 1/7
Toasting the New Year
lifts one's spirits
Linda Williams, 1/3
